They even shoot! (Oh, it’s just infrared light, don’t worry.) And some of them come in packs of two because we know there’ll be a battle over these RC tanks. These bad boys move, they spin, they turn, they light up. The plastic army men and women were fun…but they’ve got nothing on remote control tank toys. RELATED: 10 Best Flying Toys For Kids - It’s Not A SpaceX Flight, But It’s Still An Adventure (The little green army guys aren’t quite as painful as stepping on LEGOs, but they make a run at it.) The next parent who comes up with a foolproof way to make kids put away their f***ing toys every time and shares it with the world should receive a lifetime award for greatest human of all time. Step on enough of the plastic army men in the middle of the night, and you’ll gladly ban them. Now, though, there are more options for cool toys like this… and your bare feet will be thankful. For many years, kids wanting to play “army” were relegated to plastic little green army men or - finally - little green army women. Remote control army tanks are today’s higher-tech version of classic army toys.

Blue battle tank toy